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-lame joke-

Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his phone book & said, “My mobile no. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is 6610.”

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Ah Beng: I am a proud because my son is in Medical College.

Friend: Really, what is he studying?

Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

Dr.: Take this tablet, you will be OK.

Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng: If I die, will you remarry?

Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?

Ah Beng: No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying, “Parking Fine.”

He writes a note and sticks it to a pole which says, “Thanks for compliment.”

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Teacher: “I killed a person,” convert this sentence into future tense.

Ah Beng: The future tense is, “you will go to jail.”

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Ah Beng told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”

Servant: “It’s already raining.”

Ah Beng: “So what? Take an umbrella and go.”

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the evening and not in the morning.

Ah Beng replied, “Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM!”

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